Because Ben is a slack assâ€¦
St Louis -2 over Kansas CityÂ Â (0-1-0)
APB on Torry Holt.
Cincinnati +3 over BaltimoreÂ Â (1-1-0)
Palmer is the starting QB of a certain 2-7 fantasy team; you should know better.
NY Giants -13 over HoustonÂ Â (1-2-0)
Mario with the fade away!!Â
Jacksonville -10 over TennesseeÂ (2-2-0)
Iâ€™ve hated Garrard since 1999.Â
Dallas -3 over Washington Â Â (2-2-1)
Bonehead personal foul and good hustle pushed this one.
Green Bay +3.5 over Buffalo Â Â (2-3-1)
Imagine that: McGahee out indefinitely.Â Bet you canâ€™t guess who has him.
New Orleans -1 over Tampa Â Â (2-4-1)
When will people quit picking against Nawlins?
Detroit +5.5 over Atlanta Â Â (3-4-1)
Vick is obviously the greatest QB ever.Â Tremendous knee control.Â
Chicago -13.5 over Miami Â Â (3-5-1)
Dude in our actually office got this one right in a vendor pool (he forgot to fill out his form and in that case, it defaults to the visiting team as the pick)
San Francisco +5 over Minnesota Â (4-5-1)
Has anyone else noticed that the Scandinavians left the bitter cold climate for a more bitter cold climate?Â
San Diego -12.5 over Cleveland Â (4-6-1)
If the Bolts either lose or donâ€™t cover, Football Jesus has His reasons and who are we, mere mortals, to question Him?
Denver +3 over Pittsburgh Â Â (4-7-1)
I hope they run that sorry-assed bum Cowher out of Pittsburgh; what a loser.
Indy +3 over New England Â Â (4-8-1)
Thatâ€™s it, pick against Peyton before Thanksgiving.
Seattle -7 over Oakland Â Â (5-8-1)
I think -7 was the Nielson Rating on this one.
Locks of the Week: Take the Cowboys, Giants, and the Chargers
Wrong.Â Wrong.Â Wrong.Â
Grading Xiang Cha Pang Wa:
Chiefs at Rams (-2.5)Â Â Â (1-0-0)
Bungals (+3) at RavensÂ Â Â (2-0-0)
Giants (-13) at TexansÂ Â Â (2-1-0)
Titans (+9.5) at JagsÂ Â Â (3-1-0)
Cowgirls (-3) at SkinsÂ Â Â (3-1-1)
Packers (+3) at BillsÂ Â Â (3-2-1)
Ainâ€™ts (-1) at BucsÂ Â Â (4-2-1)
Lions (+5.5) at FalconsÂ Â Â (4-3-1)
Bears (-13.5) at DolphinesÂ Â (5-3-1)
Vikings at 49ers (+5)Â Â Â (6-3-1)
Browns at Bolts (-12.5)Â Â Â (6-4-1)
Broncos at Steelers (-3)Â Â (7-4-1)
Colts (+3) at PatsÂ Â Â (7-5-1)
Raiders (+7.5) at SeahawksÂ Â (7-6-1)
I couldnâ€™t find the Mandarin keys on my keyboard, so I was unable to comment on any of these.Â
Alvin beat Worm.Â