NFL Week 8 Picks

It’s high time I started spreading the wealth around. Look under the couch coushins, sell your watch, mortgage your house and call your bookie.

It’s Big Worm’s NFL picks.

Before I give the picks this week I want to throw out the disclaimer that these are some of the worst lines I’ve ever seen. It’s almost like the boys in Vegas want us to lose.

Washington +3.5 over the GIANTS – This is going to be a close one. The Giants snuck past the Broncos and their comatose coach last weekend, I think their luck runs out on Sunday.

BENGALS -7.5 over Packers – Ahman Green, Javon Walker, and Robert Ferguson are hurt. Even the closet squatting back-up Najeh Davenport is down for this one. Meanwhile, the Bengals are reeling from their home loss to the Steelers last week. The Bengals take this one going away.

DETROIT -3 over Chicago – The Lions suck, but they are at home. They have a nice run defense and will force Kyle Orton to make some plays. Not sure it’s going to happen.

Minnesota +7 over the CAROLINA – The Panthers can’t stop anyone and their quarterback is color blind. I think the Panthers win, but it’s going to be close.

Oakland -2 over TENNESSEE – Straight Cash Homey

DALLAS -7.5 over Arizona – Adios Jose. Doesn’t matter who the QB is in Zona, they still can’t stop the Cowboys, even though half of their offense qualifies for a Senior Citizens discount.

Cleveland pk over HOUSTON – Here’s to chasing the dream. Lose this one and they’re halfway to 0-16.

Miami +2 over NAWLINS – I don’t know why, and I don’t care.

Jacksonville -3 over ST LOUIS – Jamie Martin Jamie Martin Jamie Martin Jamie Martin Jamie Martin Jamie Martin Jamie Martin Jamie Martin Jamie Martin Jamie Martin

SAN DIEGO -4.5 over Kansas City – The Chargers will cover, but not by much. If this were a perfect world, Drew Brees would break his leg and the Football Jesus would be resurrected to lead a heroic fourth quarter rally. As it stands, he’ll hold a clipboard and watch LT run.

SAN FRAN +10 over Tampa – No way the San Fran loses by double figures to Chris Simms. Alex Smith, for once in your life, step up and be somebody. Michael Clayton continues to single handedly kill fantasy football teams all over the world.

DENVER +3 over Philly – Jake and his moustache get it done against the Eagles this week. The Eagles have looked atrocious in their last few games. They’re one good Donovan McNabb sneeze away from being done for the season.

NEW ENGLAND -7 over Buffalo – I wonder what Bill Belichick’s record is all time against Kelly Holcomb-led teams is? My guess is 92-0. Make is 93.

PITTSBURGH -8.5 over Baltimore – The Raven’s haven’t lost a step since losing Boller. The transition from crappy quarterback to shitty quarterback has been nearly seamless.

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